Why is it that Justin Bieber is the nicest guy I know?
There are a whole world of things wrong with this statement. First of all, he is 16 years old and he has a baby face on top of that. He looks like he just jumped out of the cradle. It's creepy (endearing and amusing but ultimately still creepy). Second of all, he is Canadian. Third of all, I don't actually know him obviously.
But Justin Bieber doesn't want there to be lonely girls in the world. He smiles when I smile. All I have to do is shout and he'll be there plus he'll buy me stuff. He's down to earth and he adores me. He's sympathetic and knows I've been through a lot of Mr. Wrongs but he likes me as I am. He promises that he would put me first and show me what I'm really worth. He will never let me go.
J-Biebs knows how to write lyrics that go straight to the hidden core of cheesiness that is present in every young girl. He is this baby-faced boy who smiles too much. He actually has a fairly good singing voice (he was discovered on YouTube singing Chris Brown, a cappella, no autotune) but his songs are all awful. They are filled with lyrics such as the samples provided in the paragraph above. Straight up cheesin' and cheesin' hard.
But J-Biebs is the only guy that texts me regularly. Ok, I follow him on Twitter and his Tweets are sent to my phone but it still counts. Every day without fail J-Biebs will text me multiple times. Sometimes I wake up to more than ten texts from the kid, all before noon. Seriously, sometimes he goes overboard but it's still endearing.
One day he just spent the day tweeting random shit he found funny. Most of the time his tweets are about promoting his album and his appearances but sometimes he just tweets for fun. He'll tweet a Chuck Norris joke or a YouTube video he thought was funny. It's adorable.
J-Biebs cares when all the other boys I know are jerks. Oh, J-Biebs, why can't all boys be like you?*
Ok, in all seriousness. I am not in love with Justin Bieber. I follow him on Twitter ironically. I listen to his songs and sing along ironically. I think he's endearing but I am not a serious fan. Still, he's the nicest guy I know.
Three Good Things
1. Justin Bieber. See above.
2. Spring Break. I am home right now. I've been sleeping a lot and just enjoying some relaxing time at home. When I got home on Thursday night, I went straight to bed and didn't wake up for 15 hours. Then, of course I got another eye infection and slept for another 2 days. Apparently, college takes more out of me than I realized.
3. Nice weather. I've been walking around in flip-flops and t-shirts. I've been driving around town with my windows down. There is actual sunshine.
*Except I'm pretty sure if every guy were like Justin Bieber, I'd gag on all the sappiness.
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