I am eating my very first popsicle of the summer. A lot of people look down on the popsicle as a lowly frozen treat but I am no snob, I love popsicles. The sun has finally come out after a full week in hiding and I am leaving soon to go to my first Orioles game of the season.
Here is the joke from my popsicle stick:
Q: What is a wheel's favorite song?
A: "Merrily We Roll Along"
Oh, Popsicle Stick Joke, I love you. You are worthless, not even worth a giggle, but I still love you.
Once my Popsicle Stick Joke was surprisingly advanced:
Q: What did the dog say to the cat?
A: Nothing. Dogs can't talk.
That just seems a little too sarcastic for my popsicle stick. I expect jokes that are completely obvious and very punny. I want:
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog.
That is acceptable. A bad joke. That is what I want on my popsicle sticks.
Oh, I took my AP European History exam this afternoon. It was almost as funny as a classic Popsicle Stick Joke.
Now I'm off to eat peanuts and heckle the Yankees. Don't you just love summer/almost-summer?
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