I am so lazy I can't be bothered to come up with a reason I didn't blog yesterday. Let's be honest I've already missed a day in August. This is not a big deal.

Last night was very eventful. I could blog about many different things - getting dance-raped by awkward white guys when the whole reason we went to the club was to dance with black guys, seeing my brother's friend from high school at a hookah bar and embarrassing myself, going to a diner at 3 am and seeing an elderly couple dressed in their sunday best sitting in the booth across from us, my extensive use of the word "legitimately," getting lost in downtown Baltimore, really embarrassing drunk facebooking (yes, I use the word "facebook" as a verb and yes I know I am a tool for doing so).

But instead I am going to share two things:
1. Out of the relatively small number of twins that I know, two sets have their birthday today. This is weird. Obviously I will never be having sex on November 20 because if I do I will conceive twins.
2. This song is my new obsession, even though it is probably one of the worst pop songs this summer: